Zoomer, Andy Mendosa, died this past weekend. He doesn’t have many friends so by the time his body was found it was bloated beyond recognition. Andy, having lived selfishly his entire (albeit short) life, came to in hell. As of last year, hell now has 5G and computers. Andy signed a contract with the literal devil to be able to use the internet. Contract terms bewilderingly include having to have crows peck at your flesh during internet use and other such garish acts. Andy will be streaming live from hell this Friday.